My Funeral

So I was talking to Spicy about this, and I wanted to put it somewhere before I die, so that people know what to do. Things will probably change, and this isn't a comprehensive list, but I need to write it down somewhere, so why not here?

First of all, songs that are fun to listen to. None of that somber crap.

• California Gurls - Katy Perry
• Sheena is a Punk Rocker - The Ramones
• Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
• Eleanor - The Turtles
• Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis

Other songs that are ironic or coincidental:

• When prayers are being given, it is preceded by "Livin On a Prayer" - Bon Jovi
• When they carry me out, it's "Final Countdown" - Europe
• Getting Better - The Beatles
• Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
• Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who
• I'm Not Down - The Clash
• Take Me Home Tonight - Eddie Money
• Everything is Gonna Be Alright - Me First and the Gimme Gimmes cover
• It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp - Three 6 Mafia

Also it won't be me in the casket. I'll be on the ceiling, and I'll come down halfway through and I may record me doing some spooky sounds and say "ooooooooooh, happy halloweeeeeeen!"

My will shall have the following:

10% of my money to Wick House Scav

30%,20%,10% will go to first, second, and third to those who complete my treasure map/scavenger hunt

10% will be decided on a penalty shootout

The remaining 20% will go to my family for organizing all of my funeral, of which they can keep the change, if any, but only upon satisfactory completion of my requests.